ilana/18/ny➡️ia

slab-o-meat:

i had a dream i got to meet bill clinton and take a selfie w him and i was like im gonna post this and caption it “me with ronald reagan” just to hurt him

me as a DJ

dethgrips:

patron of the club: please stop playing the delfino plaza theme

me: this Delfino Plaza Mario Sunshine extended [3 hour mix] will now be a [6 hour mix] because of that attitude

harryedward:

harryedward:

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

I literally made this post because it took him 56 minutes to reply to my text

mntl:

someone: calls me by a nickname

me: 💝💛💖💙💖💞💞💖💞💖💝💛💞❤️💙💛💙💜💘💚💟💟💓💞💚💕💖💜💝💛💞💓💘💞💖💜💟💛💘💞

mashamorevna:

mashamorevna:

“You are sad. You don’t remember what you want. You don’t remember wanting. It passed long ago. And nothing ever changes.” - A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night (2014)

amorevolous:

ppl always guilt girls right before they cut their long hair… “o no don’t you’ll regret it!” “ur not gonna be able to do anything with it!” “but ur hairs so long & pretty r u sure u want to cut it?” boi I Know what my hair is bc I Lived with it & if I wanna cut it then let me!! lemme tell u everyone told me I’d regret cutting my hip length hair to my chin but guess what!! I’ve had it for a month now & I absolutely adore it I have absolutely no regrets & I would’ve done it much sooner if I hadn’t been guilted into doing otherwise!! stop forcing girls to fit into “conventional” beauty standards & girls do whatever u want ur gonna look great & if it doesn’t look great it’s ok it will grow back but pls don’t let others opinions dissuade u!!!!!!!

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